Well today we had a very interesting day. Liz and I decided to head down to the local surgery and register with a doctor. Something that one assumes should be so straight forward, turned out to be quite a challenge.
We arrived at 8.30am, I had my Social Security card ready and Liz had a letter from her work with her Social Security number. In the foyer there are 3 queues, but it’s not really a queue because no one really is queueing. Anyhow I decide to head for a part of the desk that said “Información”, a lady there was able to help us. I explained our situation and got her to deal with Liz’s registration first. About 15 mins went buy and I realised that this lady was moving around quite a bit, standing up, sitting down, speaking to a coleague, looking perplexed, making a phone call and it seemed that things weren’t going well.
She tells us that Liz’s social security number is invalid, and that is missing a digit! Oh no……………. While the lady was describing this to us while holding Liz’s letter from work, I pointed to a position on the letter that said “Social Security Number” and said to the lady “And what about this number here”. She quickly looked at it, then looked at me and said “Oh I wasn’t looking at that number, I was looking at this number across the top of the letter” I have no idea what number she was looking at but after we taught her to read she soon was able to continue her work. It even remind me a little bit of that Little Britain sketch where the woman types franticaly on the computer and then says “Computer says no”
Needless to say things seemed to have got resolved in a little while, however while we were being seen to, we noticed an interesting occurance in the background. A man sitting at his desk in front of a computer and next to it a pile of A4 papers. What followed was quite impressive, he began to take a couple of sheets of paper and using his fingers manually rip it into strips – he was the equivalent of a human paper shreder! What a day!!!!! hehehhehe
An hour later we left the Surgery, 2 people registered and also shocked by the morning’s events. But hey, very funny on all accounts.
More tales later.
Mike